Friday, December 19, 2008

I'm so codependent...

It HAS begun. I am officially blogging. Darn the day before 16 days of vacation; it has rewired my brain into work dormancy and play overdrive. That aside, you should know where the idea for this blog came from, how it will work, and the rules to abide by. Sounds like a pain in the butt, right? It might be.

A Blog is Born
One day, Katie and I snuck away from work for a much need "vent" drive. We were giddy like high school freshman sneaking away from school for the very first time. (Not that I ever actually did this.) The anticipation of a chance to spend time together in something other than our usual jogging capacity combined with a much needed reprieve from work, was enough to get the giddy-juice flowing within us. At some point in our drive, we got to talking about her blog and the blogs of our various friends. I am notorious for being always the blog-fan, never the blogger, so when I haven't seen a new blog from someone in a while, I will ride their tail to write a new blog; it is this peculiar new addiction of mine. (Thanks, addictive personality.) Katie and I got to laughing about this and I jokingly said that if I ever created a blog it would have to be a codependency blog because of my need to read and comment on all of the happenings in the lives of my friends. Thus, a blog was born.

The Codependent Critique
So The Codependent Critique is a different type of blog. The blog you are reading now is not typical to what you will find on this page. I plan on reading the blogs of others and blogging on their blogs. (How many times can I say blog in one sentance?) My rules are that every blog must have something codependent included, but I will also try to work in amusing anecdotes from my life. Gee, I wonder if I will be blogging on Katie's blogs a lot? Since I have never done this before, I can not garauntee that the concept will pan out in an amusing manner, but I will sure try. I can also not insure that the blogs appearing on this page will do so in a timely fashion, but then you guys expect that about me.

Rules for the Reader
Okay, so there is just one. You probably realize that if you leave a comment on someone's blog, you must enter in a series of letters to validate that you are a human and not a computer. (Why would a computer read a blog, anyways?) Those letters form the funniest, most fascinating "non-words". When you comment on my blog, you must include a P.S. that includes the "non-word" and a dictionary entry for it - meaning you must identify it as a n., v., adj., etc. and then you must give the meaning. By doing this, you have paid hommage to the codependent nature of this blog, and the blogger shall smile upon you. :D

So we come to the end of my very first blog! You may be saying to yourself, "But there is nothing codependent about this blog", and I say to you that this blog is indeed very codependent. When you are done reading this, go look at Katie Bugg's Life and Snakes and Septres. Notice anything familiar? Both are using the Dots wallpaper, and since Katie is my twin, I chose to codependently choose her exact background. Amanda will realize another reason this blog is codependent - the idea to make definitions for the the "non-words" was hers. Thanks guys for letting me leach off you!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love it!!!! I am such a blog addict myself! I was just saying to Ari last night that I keep up with all the going-ons in others lives by reading about them on their blog. (And I actually got on her about finishing the trip blogs.) Co-dependents UNTIE!(Or something like that...)

~Angela
PS-cuttyp-v. to run very fast and then jump in front of the line.
ex. "That b*tch cuttyp!"

Bart and/or Ari said...

Great. Now I have something else that I have to keep up with. Thanks a lot, Bethie.
consfug-n. one who is confused about the fugliness of their appearance.

Annierg said...

I don't get all this; must be getting old. Carry on, girls. It's your turn to run the world.

Katie said...

Oh Bethie, this is going to be great! I love how your background is the same as mine! Brilliant you co-dependant blogger you!

PS - surunk - v - slang for sunk in gangster.

ex - Dawg that last hand kilt me. I am surunk!

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh this makes me want to blog again. How inspiring of you...and codependent of me.

senser: v. to filter out all non-funny parts of a blog

C said...

Good Bloggin', Beth!

unucceme: the penultimate hiccup

Amanda Bradley said...

yes, this warms my heart to see you blogging. Somewhere, somehow in the 6 degrees of separation I feel partially responsible for the birth of this blog. Just don't expect me to help you raise it, cause I've got a blog of my own that needs looking after!

Cohypli- n. the state of being consisting of 2 or more persons residing under the city of Long Island... you might even say they are co-dependent :)

Anonymous said...

This has made my day! I am a lame blogger and my favorite part is the comments that one or two people leave after I have spent an hour or more trying to be funny and informative...lame...so now I get to look to your blog and see if I wrote anything cleaver enough!! YEAH! I love it. May the comments live on. :)

These words are funny too...

floro: An overdone floral arrangement and or design.

The wedding was a little floro for my taste, but the bride seemed happy.

Bethie said...

E! Best word use ever!!! I cracked up!

P.S. micke n. A super hot guy, worthy of a song written about him.

Antonio Banderas is a total micke.

Katie said...

Dude. Blog already. See this is one of the hazards of having a blog. People want you to actually do it. :P

PS - gictingl - adj - the funny feeling you get when you hiccup.

Anonymous said...

I too stopped by AGAIN to see if you have blogged. I guess I am the problem, for I have not bloggef myself since the birth of CDC (aka your blog) I will write tomorrow amist a hangover...

enerma: The climax state of after drinking a redbull, monster or the like. :)

Anonymous said...

HELLO YOUR BLOG IS ABOUT TO GRADUATE COLLEGE ITS SO OLD!!!


OERSCA - V. TO say you will blog and then not Blog!!!!

Elizabeth is not as guilty of oersa as Beth is but its a close race.

C said...

This is ridiculous, Beth. You're the WORST BLOGGER EVER!!! (ok, i know I haven't blogged in a month, but GEEZ!) You just started yours! Has it lost the flame already?!

hickl: the uneasy feeling that follows an outburst

Bethie said...

I'm so sorry all! A blog is being born, I promise! I just am too busy at work to do it. Geez work! Always getting in the way with personal stuff.

P.S. OMG there is no word down here. I will make one up.

Boozer - n. dervied from the words Beth and Loozer, this is someone who starts a blog, blogs once, and then fails to blog for close to a month.